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cheekyTopic: Brain candy
Could I possibly hate that tattooed asshole any more? He just wouldn't shut his fat gob up about Angela and her mom and how they were supposedly trying to sabotage him. Please please oh please Angela, cut that tattoo off him and use it as a gag to shut him the fuck up.
Tonight's Project Runway was yet another big bunch of crazy twists. The models got another easy out because this time the designers were making a jet-set outfit for themselves. Okay, yes - Jefferey's design was smashing, the jacket was nothing short of entirely cool, and he totally deserved to win. I still hate him. What I don't understand is why everyone hated Kayne's outfit so much. Yes, I know - Elvis; but Kayne's from Oklahoma people, so Elvis is really not that far into the tacky scale, all things considered. Maybe it looked more horrible close up or something, I thought the deal on the back actually looked cool. Maybe not jet-set, but still kinda neat, ya know.
And you just knew that Angela was in way over her head. I knew she would get eliminated eventually, and having her try to make something even in the neighborhood of 'jet-set' was just not gonna happen. I must admit that I was surprised at how cute her outfit looked initially when she came down the runway. But on closer inspection you could see that her fabric choice was just wrong. Oh, and knock if off with the fucking rosettes already!
What I'm really surprised about is that they didn't go off on the two simplest designs up there tonight. Yes, Laura's dress looked nice (and didn't she look great once she got out of that executive bitch hairdo?) but I thought it was far too plain. Her taste is always classic and clean, but a little embellishment can't hurt. And Vincent - oh man was that awful. Could you possibly try to suck any more than you already do? Honey, you ain't a ninja, so leave the black pajamas idea in the reject bin where it belongs. At least it wasn't space pants, like I thought he would make.
So now our designers are in Paris. I wonder what sort of crazy shit they plan to make them do while they're out of the country. Poor Angela better get herself a quickie tour before they ship her ass back home, because I don't think she's gonna make it back to Gay Paris any time soon.
