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suaveTopic: Brain candy
It was entirely cute that they decided to bring in everyone's moms (well, there were a couple sisters in the mix) to be models for this week's Project Runway. I mean, is that a great twist or what? I just can't believe that Vincent's dress won. What the fuck is up with that? It wasn't the usual horrorfest that his dresses tend to be, but those fucking lapels looked like they were ready for takeoff. Was it the fucking Brady Bunch hour tonight, or am I just insane? Uli should have won - the outfit she made was gorgeous, totally her, and it fit Kayne's mom like nobody's business. Oh but no, they had to let Vincent get a win in. Oy!
It's looking like Angela is gonna have to stab tattoo neck. He was such a fucking prick tonight! He gets all uppity because his model (Angela's mom, of course - but you know he wouldn't have picked her, he got stuck with her) didn't like his color choices. Well, how fucking hard is it to pick out dark purple and dark green when that's what she asks for? He just had to put in periwinkle (powder blue) which is not only not green or purple, but it's not dark. That asshole made her cry - what a total pinhead. He should have gotten the axe (in his head) tonight, not only because he thinks he's better than his client but because the outfit he made was ugly.
But no, he didn't - poor Robert got booted instead. But we all knew that this was coming, because he has been hanging out in safe land for far too long. He did it again tonight too - the deal he made was just way too basic, too simple, and a total yawn (despite the fact that his model liked it). I'm sorry to see him go, but he did take it with dignity.
