General annoyance
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Bitchy rants
WTF is up with the phone lines? This is the second time this month that I've had trouble connecting to the net because of a lack of dialtone. Last time it was because the the surge protector got zapped, and now it turns out the damn phone wiring is shot. What gives?

We had a guy from the co-op come over and fix it. He got one jack working, but I didn't want to let him loose on some big rewiring project and create another huge bill that we can't afford. So now I have to run a damn cord into the utility room so I can use the internet.

Is Mercury fucking retrograde or something? No, I'm not even going to check it.