Floating, stinging cow of evil named Muhammed Ali Bee
Mood:  d'oh
Topic: Various webshit
My stupid thing tied with the FrogZard. Why did I get a fucking bee?

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FrogZard... any of you know wtf that is? ;{)>

You go now!
Mood:  silly
Topic: Brain candy
You haven't seen Kung Fu Hustle yet? WTF is wrong with you? Go!

Having the theatre to just us (also wic Shygirl n Laz) was grand. I could have had an aneurysm in there...

Anyway - go, now!

Movie binge
Mood:  chillin'
Topic: Brain candy
Had a rather lazy day today and managed to catch up on some of my cinematics.

Watched the Spongebob Squarepants Movie around noon. Giggled my ass off through most of it. Not much to say about it though - if you think Spongebob is stupid then it's a movie length mess of stupid. Pretty much what I expected, which is a good thing.

After that (and a brunch break, etc...) we peeped out Nausicaa (+ umlaut), which is this rather involved little anime flick. I just love that Miyazaki dude - he can take some of the hokiest ideas that would drive me nuts in any other movie, and just make them into these amazing things. Fun fun watch, with some great ideas and visuals.

Then, just to spice things up, we took a quick drive over to the little ghetto theatre near here and hit the Hitchhiker's Guide. Again, giggled through most of the movie. It wasn't 100% - they did that damn romantic angle thing and I'm still not totally with the Mos Def as Ford thing (I mean he did play it up strange and quite bland, which seems to be the Ford Prefect I ought to expect...), but in all I would say it's basically faithful to the Guide. Plus the effects were rather zippy.

Randy
Mood:  not sure
Topic: It's all about me
My testicles are going to explode by the time I get home. There will be no visit from the hubby this year, on account of injury. Now I am glad that he's going to keep off his foot and keep it up while it heals. Gods know I don't want him any more broken than he already is. But now I've got a month left, surrounded every weekend by man candy, and little relief in sight. Oy...

I might have to get me a dart gun and find some helpless victim at Faire to aim it at. I mean, it's not like I can bring a bottle of Wild Turkey on site with me. Anybody know a good hypnotist?

Can't exactly argue...
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: Various webshit

You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ...

A bit odd and socially isolated. You couldn't care less of what others think. And some of your beliefs are a little weird. Like that time you thought you were Jesus.

Whoosh!
Mood:  party time!
Topic: Mixed bag
Tornado swept by again... Why is it I make sure to post from this particular jackpoint? Whoops - geekery leeked through. In an extremely random mood. Silly Veggi music dvd-ness is going on behind me. And snoring... We hit Worthington's again and had a pitcher of nice dark beer and waited for a friend of hers to show. Grabbed a bite on the way home and now we're relaxing. (She's just way ahead of me. She has work tomorrow.)

No idea wtf I'll be doing tomorrow til she gets home. Other than sleep of course. I may need my rest since there is this plan to do some sort of hill hikey thing.

Didn't get the Shadowrun game started the other night like I wanted. Gladius took over now that we've gotten pretty far along on it. It still boggles how much it looks like how I pictured many elements for Myth. Haven't talked Gryphage into playing it yet but I think he could be persuaded once he gets to read some of the better bits of background material. Gaming is chaos, of course. Had to have the hubby grab my KoE book so I can finish my character for that one.

And speaking of him - did I mention that he broke his foot. Not like snap, sprawling in pain, cast - he broke the end off of some small bone or something in his ankle (they want to do another x-ray) and it's in a horrible spot and inflamed. The doc put a boot on him because he didn't want to do crutches. And he's supposed to be coming out to Cali for the weekend and hit Faire on Sunday. Oy, gonna need a wheelchair.

I fear the fungus. I can say no more.

Do this, it amuses me: You know that song by Van Halen, Running With the Devil? Yeah, sing that chorus bit only you say "Livin' in the Ghettooooo!" I dunno, it's funny dammit...

Skeedunk stunt the runt smokin' buddha blunts
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: Nothing in particular
Happy
Happy happy...

Happy green day.

Happy green day.

Haaaaaaaaaaappy...

GREEN DAY

Sunburn
Mood:  special
Topic: Faire warning
Opening weekend, not too shabby. Up and ready by 8 am, slathered in sunscreen.

There was no way I was going to get into my fekkin' costume before I got on site. The insanity of getting the Faire thing going sounds pretty intense, from my 4th hand knowledge of whatever is or isn't going on. Once I saw the boss we had everything set up, and I was ready to try and put on my costume and accent. Arrdy arrdy arrrrrr... God save the Guinness in the morning! We wandered around and tried to find some places and get oriented, did a little shopping.

I started a little early to warm up and get used to pestering people. This crowd seems a bit surprised by some of our antics - I loved the different reactions to our little catchphrase: "Live target." I hawked out in the street a little on Saturday, but much more today because I didn't get money wench. I may have to just nevermind my juggling balls though, because I know one will end up in a cannon. Fortunately, there is no shortage of balls at Cannonade

Shut up Beavis.

I'm displeased with the $6.50 for a beer nonsense, since I am now sans rum. I'm displeased with the no-nightlife policy. I'm not too keen on the wacky winding roads yet. I'm displeased with the lack of avocado grinders. Otherwise, it seems basically kosher.

So so busted...
Topic: Various webshit
If you don't read up on da Frog, then that title means nothing to you...

1. What time did you get up this morning?
A little after 7. I had to go to Faire.

2. Diamonds or pearls?
No pearls. Just no.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
It's been a while so I don't remember which one was last.

4. What is your favorite TV show?
If I gotta pick 1 then I'd have to say Robot Chicken right now.

5. What did you have for breakfast?
A 3-pack of pecan twirls.

6. What is your middle name?
What is with this question?

7. Favorite cuisine?
Don't have a favorite - I like good food.

8. What foods do you dislike?
Organ meats, anything insano hot, I don't care for green olives, sweet and sour anything or liver.

9. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Blue Bell, usually the coffee flavor.

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
Whatever random stuff I have on the toy.

11. What kind of car do you drive?
A pretty good sized Dodge pickup.

12. Favorite sandwich?
Mmmmm sammich...

13. What characteristic do you despise?
Zealotry.

14. Favorite item of clothing?
My Dirty Trucker shorts.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
I've never been out of the continental US now, so really take your pick.

16. What color is your bathroom?
Evil

17. Favorite brand of clothing?
Hand me down

18. Where would you retire to?
Sure...

19. Favorite time of the day?
The wee hours.

20. What was your most memorable birthday?
I just like having more.

21. Where were you born?
In a cabbage patch in Rassafrassa Idaho.

22. Favorite sport to watch?
Basketball and hockey can be entertaining occasionally.

23. Who do you least expect to copy this meme?
Charles Manson

24. Person you expect to copy it first?
Me, under my pseudonym as satanicow on that other blog I write. (Only that's not me. Shhh...)

25. What fabric detergent do you use?
Liquid

26. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night generally.

27. What is your shoe size?
About the same size as my foot.

28. Do you have any pets?
I have a dog named Oscar, a rotating array of farm cats, and a husband.

29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with your family & friends?
I have a fwying spween.

30. What did you want to be when you were little?
Me, only older.

31. What are you doing today?
Finishing this meme.

Satanosphere calls it "Creepy"
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: Various webshit
This really really made me giggle, especially after the the Sphere buildup and distraction action it was a welcome random moment.